[SEDUCTIVELY SOBS DURING MATH TEST]
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive
*high fives your ass*
Do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like oooh cupcakes
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
“We’re getting pizza for dinner”
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
